Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Morning Routine - day 3

Today was a rough day, so I'm hoping I will find my funny bone as I blog my morning, and help me chill.....

This morning, really began with last night, and so would not be complete without including it:
  • must have fallen asleep watching the news, as I woke up at 1:30am in my easy chair before the tv
  • slighty disoriented, so not ready to drop into bed, so pick up my laptop and start twittering and surfing
  • 2:30am now starting to feel sleepy, just a few more minutes before I go to be... then come across the Facebook ToU story and gotta know more, and the more I know, the madder I get and .....
  • 4:45 am, ok, enough is enough, time to get some sleep
  • laugh as I set my alarm, as it's usually set to go off at 5:15... I settle on 8:00 am, and fall into a dead sleep
  • 8:20, the snooze cycle finally wakes me up, sigh, i roll over and get some SAD light time as I think about my day
  • my first meeting is at 10:00, so if I leave by 9, all's well
  • get up, take prescriptions
  • sit down to check work email, slay any dragons, and see what's up
  • contemplate giving myself a break and taking a taxi instead
  • 8:40, I see an email that indicates that my 10:00 meeting might be rescheduled
  • shower, and dress
  • no food, no redbull...
  • 8:55, still no rescheduled meeting, i need to leave, yet, i figure the meeting will be rescheduled, so I figure it's worth not rushing, and I can always take a cab if need be
  • 9:00, still nothing
  • 9:10, yeah! meeting rescheduled to another day!
  • decide that this is still a cab day
  • about 9:20 I leave
  • waiting for the elevator, I hear someone's keys as they lock their door, so I hold the elevator for them, "nice young man" gets on, surprised and grateful that I waited so he could get on, yes, he's cute, but he's half my age! but still a positive ride down
  • wave at the building managers as i walk out the door, a sure sign that i'm leaving late
  • stop at IGA to get cash and fuel
  • the bank machine spits out my $80, but tells me my balance is shockingly low - what? less than $40 left? it's still 2 days to payday
  • I pick up a cinnamon raisin bagel, a couple redbull (1 for tomorrow) and yogurt
  • I unfold the bills in my pocket, pull out a $20, then fold it before I give it to the cashier, lol, that's backwards, you're supposed to unfold it before you give it to her, i guess i am more sleep deprived than i thought, the cashier and i laugh as I stuff my fuel in my bag
  • grab a plastic spoon... and a handful of napkins for the tp thing
  • head down Burrard to the Sutton Place to get a cab, if one doesn't come along sooner
  • a few steps later, a cab is coming my way, i flag him down, but he seems clueless and keeps driving by, sheesh... oh well, I see cabs at the hotel, 1/4 of a block away
  • i hear a honk, turn, and there's my cabbie afterall
  • I get him in, give him the coordinates, and lay my head back
  • he turns up the radio, but i ask him nicely to turn it off
  • breakfast in the backseat of my cab
  • then start doodling.... not great shocks in this cab, so bumpy for doodles, but we are making good time, so it's cool
  • start thinking about the cash situation, and figure i have a better chance of getting to friday if i use plastic for the cab
  • as we get close to work, i put away my sketchbook and dig out my security pass and put it in my pocket
  • as we pull up the building, something feels odd.... i check my pocket, no security pass, but i had put my vpn token in my pocket instead - doh. i do the switch
  • arrive at the office at 9:50

The story really can't stop there, as i have more demonstrations that i'm not so bright... such as a splitting headache that i dig out some aleve for. there was something else, but i can't remember it now.

not as interesting or funny as other days, but this is my life. I manage to have this kind of sleep-screwed-up morning every couple of weeks....

Facebook idiots










Just caught the story about Facebook changing their ToU yesterday. Actually a couple weeks ago, but the storm hit yesterday. Freaking idiots. Best said by one of my fav bloggers. When I first read about it, I thought I'll probably leave Facebook if they don't clean up this mess - and fast!

Turns out they ended their day be reverting to their original TOU (read here or here), but their arrogance on this has gotten under my skin. I just might leave anyways. idiots. There's a big protest of departures happening March 1, I might join 'em.
Also, interesting, this is one of the biggest news stories of the past 24 hours, and I am a news junkie, but not a peep on anything i saw on tv. Ahhh.... this is why people like online news.....

Oops says Twitter's HR Manager


This is an unbelievable story: Twitter's HR Manager sends rejection email to 186 applicants using cc (instead of bcc). Read about it here.
This is why you do that little thing of LOOKING at the email before you send it to gazillions of people.
And here's the perspective from 1 of the 186.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Morning Routine - Day 2



I shared my 'day 1' morning routine post with the aforementioned colleague, and she thought it was hilarious. actually, so did i... so, we continue with this morning - when it actually all stared..

Today (tuesday)
  • woke up before my alarm, at about 5am, and fairly awake
  • turn on the big light to get a bit of SAD treatment
  • turn on Morning Joe - no Mika today, but still ok
  • Think about my day
  • Bring laptop to bed and do some stuff
  • I decide it would be to my benefit to get into work early, if I want take the shuttle the first one leaves at 7:15, which means I need to leave aroud 6:30 - sheesh, do I have to wait that long?
  • Get up anyways, about 5:45
  • take presecriptions
  • have a shower and dress
  • munch on the 1/2 oatmeal bar i bought last night for my breakfast - would have been better if I hadn't eaten the other 1/2 before i went to bed last night
  • crack a red bull - glad i'd bought an extra one yesterday
  • sit down to Twitter for a bit
  • turn tv to CBC Newsworld at 6
  • how will I pass the time until 6:30?
  • Decide to doodle, so pick up my largest black sketchbook and my fav blue and purple pens and start doodle
  • After about 10 minutes, relaxed and happily doodling, the thought flits through my brain, "if only my colleague could see me now" (the one who has the organized morning routine) and i chuckle
  • have an idea that i should blog a 'typical' Roberta morning, but realize I'd need to do a few as there is nothing typical about any of my days
  • can't resist to start right away, it's about 6:20, i'll just start and take the next shuttle, meaning i have to go about 7
  • I google to find the perfect "monday" image
  • 6:30, I switch to my 3rd news show of the morning, now Global
  • I write the "day 1 routine" blog entry - ha ha, this is pretty fun, and pretty funny, when I actually articulate what goes on in my brain...
  • I am having so much fun, i keep putting off when i should leave, until i've been at it for an hour and a half and realize i need to scramble to make the last shuttle!
  • email the colleague whose comment started all this, so she can share in it
  • 8:05 i leave
  • no cute guys in the elevator
  • NICE morning out! bright, clear, nice snow up on the mountains
  • head down Burrard
  • Fire engines fly by
  • No other strange incidents, other than more sirens
  • As i get to Georgia, i can see flashing lights, hope there isn't an incident at the skytrain station, i have no time to spare
  • wonder about the dorks who stand on the road at the corner of Burrard & Georgia, too lazy to step up on the sidewalk. r u crazy? morning rush hours the drivers practically plow pedestrians down at this corner, i wouldn't tempt fate by standing on street -no major incidents occur though
  • fire truck and ambulance at the Hyatt, but they haven't evacuated (no tourists in robes on the sidewalk) and i get by with little delay
  • another train dash, but no fav seat this morning, but get a good seat for doodling (sideways seats aren't good for this)
  • doodle my way to metrotown, chuckling about my silly blog entry
  • i'm second for the shuttle - it's weird, i think i am still on "smoking time" when I knew i needed 45 minutes to get to the shuttle so i'd have time for a smoke before the shuttle got there, now i am just early --but when i've gone later i've missed the shuttle -- so now it's my safety net
  • shuttle, doodle, arrive at work at 8:50

Morning Routine - Day 1



I had an interesting chat with a colleague the other day and she was so surprised by something I said about how I'd started my day, as she said all her days start the same. I mean exactly the same (wake up at the same time, eat the same thing for breakfast, leave for work at the same time). Wow. It was a great example of how different we all are. I am SO different. I hate routine, and she thrives on it. So, just for fun, I'll blog my mornings for a few days....

Monday (yesterday):
  • my alarm started at 5:30, i hit snooze
  • rolled over and wondered how, if the weekend was meant for rest, I'd managed only four hours sleep
  • try to get in some light therapy (i have SAD and need to spend 30 or so minutes in front of a big light every day, it's by my bed), do a little kakuro (a puzzle like suduku but on steriods)
  • several rounds of doze, alarm, snooze zzzz
  • at some point, mentally calculate when i need to be in the office, and when i need to leave, decide 8:00
  • get up, maybe 7:15
  • shock when i look in the mirror, oh yeah, i now have purple hair!
  • take prescriptions
  • look in fridge - no red bull
  • another morning of no breakfast food at hand
  • check work email and clean out spam
  • concoct how to gain some breathing room during the day by identifing meetings that can be postponed
  • shower - including the famous vinegar rinse to keep my hair from fading, remember to use the dark towel
  • dress, a good day, as i have lots of clean laundry, ponder a couple tops, and notice that the one i have in my hand has a lot of purple in it's pattern - laugh - it will go with my hair
  • instead of reaching for my usual, fav, slip-on-when-i'm-half-asleep-shoes, i feel a twinge from a little blister so think i should wear something different, dig out chocolate brown part-suede loafer-things with the square toes that I got in NYC a year ago and always forget about
  • reach for my fav spring yellow jacket, then remember, no light colours or fav tops in the first week after getting hair coloured - grab my long red denim coat
  • glance in mirror - i am a jumble of colour, purple hair, red jacket, muticoloured bag
  • look to see if i have any cash to quickly buy something to eat/drink on my way, nope, will involve interac, did i leave enough time for that?
  • it's almost 8:00, time for me to leave, weigh the options of getting to transit with lots of time vs. taking time to grab something and cutting it closer... choose the latter
  • leave home, cute guy in elevator i've not seen before
  • out the door, cross the street to IGA, hang a left to the cash machine, gee, when do i get paid again, what's left? it spits out money, but shows a lower balance than i remember, count the days to payday
  • go to the pastry bins, remember i am going back on my diet later this week, so decide to treat myself with a scone, but 'restrain' myself by getting one without icing
  • head to the deli fridge, but no red bull there, so can't skip the main checkout
  • scoot to the red bull fridge, grab 2 (one for tomorrow) and a small yogurt
  • pay cash - impressive!
  • remember to grab a plastic spoon, and extra napkins to stock up in case i still don't remember to buy tp on the way home
  • 8:05, that went smoothly, shouldn't have to rush too much
  • down Burrard to skytrain, no major incidents along the way, but wonder about the dork who gets out at a stop light to retrieve something from his trunk in the middle of the intersection
  • duck the marketers giving out flyers at the skytrain station, and the 24/metro paper folks
  • down to the skytrain, end up dashing to a train as it pulls in, triumph! i got in before the doors close, and see someone else who wasn't so fast on the other side of the doors -
  • only seat open on the train is my fav seat, which i smugly take (so I do have routines!)
  • breakfast on the train: redbull first, then scone, yogurt
  • doodle
  • get to metrotown, down to 8:45 shuttle, oh, i am the first one there
  • doodle until the shuttle arrives
  • sit in my fav shuttle seat (ah, more routine!)
  • doodle more, but the bumps are tricky
  • arrive at work at 8:50

I'm surprised what I remembered!! This is remarkably fun.....

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Straaaange buildings


These are just 2 of the super cool 15 Strangest Buildings in the World.
Also, kinda cool, this was posted on Justin Moss' blog on February 15, 2009 - but it's only February 14th here. That means I referenced his blog post "before he posted it". lol. Cool. Had to check. He's an Aussy.

The girl with the purple hair & Valentine's

Got my hair done today, Valentine's Day, at a shop called Valentine's, by a guy who's name is James Valentine. No kidding. I really am the girl with the purple hair now!

Plus 2 crazy pics taken walking along Robson street: one of the craziness of people crowding a candy shop (I guess it's good for the economy though...) and a rather sorry window display at Roots. LOL.










I love public art

The Wooster Collective is all about public art. Very cool.


I especially love this piece as it has lines in it that remind me of beepdoodles!


This is pretty damn cool - a building that turns itself inside out.


And I swear I saw the 4th (last) item in this post - after a couple months of rain - in Montreal.... I am going to have to dig up the pic I took....

Thursday, February 12, 2009

My 5 Interview Questions


Steph asked me these questions today; they were fun to answer so thought I would copy them in here....


Your 5 Interview Questions:


1. If you were a gift, how would you be wrapped?
Depends who the recipient is. I might like to be wrapped up naked with a big red bow sometime.... Otherwise, how about a light bulb or a ray of sunshine? Roberta is a version of Robert, which means bright light.


2. What would you like to revolutionize in your lifetime?
conformity, judgement, poverty


3. How do you feel when you are creating your art?
serene, grounded, in my 'zone'


4. What 3 books have rocked your world?
Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
The Bridge Across Forever, Richard Bach
An Unknown Woman, Alice Koller


5. How would you describe your best quality?
Cannot be put in a box!


The Big Countdown


It's 1 year to go, so I decided to walk by the Olympic clock on my way home today.

I look up and the clock says 392 days. WTF???

Walked over to the other side, and it said 364 days. That's more like it.

The CTV crew was hanging about (facing the 364 days side) so I asked them if they had seen the other side. "No, why?" "Well, it's wrong, it says 390+ days," I say. "That's the countdown to the Paralympic Games". Oopsie!! I should have known that!! Oh well, now I do.

I am totally unimpressed that there was no public event today - only ones for the dignitaries. Sheesh. The taxpayers are going to foot much of the bill for the games, and will make many concessions - give them something in return. Oh, and the big "cultural olympiad" is supposed to be on. ... Wouldn't this have been the night to have some sort of big free concert outdoors or something.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Paris dreaming...

I've GOT to get back to Paris...

http://peter-pho2.blogspot.com/

Topless Mona Lisa on the subway

http://www.thegeminiweb.com/babyboomer/?p=2313
Loved this story. When I poked around for a suitable image to put with it, look at what I found searching "Mona Lisa subway"...









This is a rice paddy...











This is made of spools of thread...







This one is made of used train tickets...


































Upside-down hotel room


I would not like to wake up in this room with a hangover...
but I would like to see it, looks pretty coool...

Thursday, February 05, 2009

25 Things About Me

25 things about me... written in about 5 minutes....

1. i can only skate backwards
2. i hate runny eggs
3. i like to doodle
4. in my family, a fish is a "pisky"
5. in my family, a spoon is a "poojay"
6. i am nicknamed beep
7. i am nicknaked snorkle
8. i used Bert for my first name for years
9. i just turned 50
10. i once ate lunch with Sophia Loren
11. i had my picture taken with the Man from Glad
12. i like to live above the 3rd floor
13. i often don't answer the phone
14. i once told a maitre d that my meal was fucking pleasant
15. i once wore 1 brown shoe and 1 black shoe to work
16. i want to see led zepplin live
17. my first album i bought was George Harrison, "All Things Must Pass"
18. i once wrote a book
19. i hate wearing make up
20. i can shower and be out the door in 5 minutes
21. i love avacados
22. i love vodka
23. i can curl my tongue in the shape of a cloverleaf
24. i really do love new york
25. i loved Atlas Shrugged so much I stopped 30 pages from the end -- three times!!

Grrrr to over-the-top-technology

I love technology, but sometimes the advancements suck.


I used to LOVE Pandora, but I can no longer fool it that I am in the US of A by putting in 10001 as my zip code (NYC baby!).



Dear Carnival

Dear Carnival,



I know you exist, I cruised with you, I like you. If I want to take a cruise, I will consider what you have to offer. But you trying to be my best friend just pisses me off. Pissing me off isn't the best way to make me want to give you my business.



This was my response asked why I was opting out of their endless and increasingly annoying marketing emails... c'mon, give me a fuckin' break!!

Letter to the Hat


This has gotta be the coolest thing: Letter to the Hat.


Read it and you'll know. I cannot possibly find the words to say how cool it is.


Oh, and so cool that on my 50th bday I stood on the stage at Radio City Music Hall where I saw (and heard!) Aretha sang R-E-S-P-E-C-T last year.


Who would think to write a letter to the hat? ha hah hah ha ha I luurvvvvvvvv it!

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Sleeping in, the 7 minute lunch, and crepes







Today...






Slept in, woke up at 8:00, and was supposed to be leading a meeting at 9:00. Oops! Let's say there was lots of juggling and a little yellow bus involved in getting my day started.

What a focused and intense and productive day. Punctuated by a 7 minute lunch break - including time to pee, pick up lunch (mac and cheese!), eat it, and put my nose up long enough to be friendly to my co-workers.

Crepes... I stopped to pick up a $6 spinach and feta crepe to eat walking home - and ended up having my crepe on a bar stool, with wine, followed by a banana/strawberry/Nutella crepe, with wine, followed by another glass of wine.

A day in the life of moi....

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Sparklers!


I forgot how hot a sparker gets, and I have a burned finger... but it's all good, it was fun to get a sparkler on my cheesecake tonight at Aqua Riva.
It was a double celebration day, as the gang at work took me out for a 50th birthday lunch - and they ordered me up some amazing chocolate concoction.
50 is cool.

Monday, February 02, 2009

The shock of returning to work


Returning from vacation sucks sometimes. I do like the people, and I had a reasonably good day, but sheesh, getting up this morning was a killer, and it's going to be full days this week.

Found a whole website dedicated to being bored at work, amusing... http://imboredatwork.org/index.html

Friday, January 30, 2009

Drunk on Picassos

My visit to the Met yesterday was so awesome it was actually overwhelming. But, ooh la la! Saw loads of Picassos, quite a few Miros, and got to know a few other modern artists who had escaped my attention before. Throw in a couple of Warhols and my day was complete. Oh, but there were also Salvador Dalis (always makes me wonder what went on in his mind), Van Goghs,Monets, Rodins, and more. All this after wandering through the Greek and Roman statues, wowee.... You know you are art satiated, when you start wandering by Reniors with barely a glance. I could spend a week at the Met, and maybe I will sometime. ***swoon**


That might not be such a stretch, considering that in addition to now having enough Aeroplan points to get me back to NYC, tonight I scored a free round trip on US Airways by allowing myself to get bumped in Phoenix. LOL. Poor me, I get to spend 24 hours somewhere warm, with an outdoor pool, where someone else is paying for my hotel. Sweet! I get a round trip, or $300 off an international flight. This is an inconvenience I can handle quite happily!



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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Today at the Guggenheim




A couple of works I saw today...


I didn't know Marc Franz's work, but I loved the energy on this one.


This Chagall was quite charming.


I also saw a Picasso I loved, but can't manage to find a pic of it on their site.... and when I Google images online for "Head of a Woman" I find dozens of paintings he did labelled the same, but not the one I saw. But I do have it on a magnet.


Part of the Guggenheim was closed while they were working on an installation, but it was kind of cool to see. I loved the building. Frank Lloyd Wright was a genious!



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

50 and fabulous

Today I took a backstage tour at Radio City Music Hall. It's such an awesome space, and I adored it when I saw Aretha Franklin here last year. Now, here I am, having my picture taken on the stage of Radio City Music hall on my 50th birthday. Cool stuff.





It was a pretty lazy day, considering I went back to bed after breakfast and didn't get out the door until 1:30. Visited the Papyrus store and bought myself a cute little yellow journal. Then the tour. Then to lunch - fab carrot soup, a grilled cheese off the kid's menu (really!), a couple glasses of wine, then melted over the little slabs of home made dark chocolate they gave me with my bill. OK, I asked for seconds. I then browsed at the Met's downtown store, and fell for a fab silver necklace fashioned after a Viking artifact. Not sure I would have sprung the $90 if I hadn't had that wine...
http://www.metmuseum.org/store/st_family_viewer.asp/familyID/%7BEC06F49F-A821-441B-A1E6-52CD42C1CF4F%7D/FromPage/catjewelry/familyNo/15/catID/%7B74FE9981-EE5B-48BE-902B-09F6A8CC9834%7D



Then, home for a nap, then my Rangers game. Now 'home' at my hotel, thinking about going for a night cap in the club lounge here. And reflecting on the nice calls from my family today. Oh, and I feel fab in my new duds. The girl is 50. Isn't that something? Feels good. I am definitely comfortable in my own skin.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Reflections on turning 50 tomorrow


50 pink roses, for 50 years. Tomorrow. Wow.
Interesting that that's all I can think to say right now.
But I'll greet my day wearing sexy new jeans and one of my new tops.
I think champagne will be called for.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

The coolest coffee table in the world


I'm in NYC baby!
This coffee table is in the 'club' lounge in my hotel - if you just touch the table - with even a feather touch or shuffling the newspaper, the water ripples. Or appears to. It is incredibly realistic - it knows where you touched, and how gently or hard. It is so cool!! I commented to the server and he said it only cost $15K. Yup, that's 15 grand. A Microsoft special. Guess I'll just be enjoying it here.
the club lounge is great, just down the hall from my room on the 44th floor. The free appies were enough to feed me for dinner ;-) and they have breaky too. Nice.
I was a little annoyed when someone knocked on my door earlier when I had my 'do not disturb' sign up. But he apologized and I forgave when he brought in an exquisite complimentary cheese and fruit tray, and bottle of red wine - and best wishes for my 50th - courtesy of the woman who gave me my room upgrade. Sweet.
Today was pretty lazy, and my flight was delayed yesterday and I didn't get in until 2am. I splurged and took a cab (which turned out to be a limo), rather than the subway, given the hour. Still fighting my cold, but I'm winning. And the red wine helps.
I am sporting a new watch from the Fossil store. It was a planned purchase (the one thing I wanted to buy while I was here), but it's cooler than I could have imagined. The strap is made up of ovals of steel and deep brown wood. Can't find a pic of it on their website, maybe it's that new!! lol
Looked at groovy lime green cowboy boots, just a little under $600. gasp!!! lol. Let's just say my feet are as yet unadorned with anything new.
Relaxing, working on that wine, doodling, and thinking what I may do tomorrow....

Thursday, January 22, 2009

How to snag a room upgrade on your birthday


I think I could write the book on how to get a free hotel upgrade. Well, only when travelling on one's birthday, but I've done it more than once. Have done it twice in Hawaii and got bumped from parking lot view to ocean front view. I think the secret is to make it clear you don't expect it.... If they have room, I'm giving them an opportunity to play hero ;-)

My upcoming reservation in NYC next week was a truly rock bottom price through Priceline, but I still emailed them, told them I was celebrating my 50th birthday, and asked very nicely if they could upgrade me. The magic worked again. I got a nice email and an upgrade from the cheapest room in the hotel to a "club floor" room, which includes a lounge on the 44th floor with tvs, free coffee, breakfast, free appys, and more. And my room itself will be on the top floors (44-50) with all sorts of other stuff thrown in.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Inspired


Like many, I am still reflecting on the awesome experience of Obama's inauguration today. This is "our Kennedy". I was totally caught up in the moment. I can't imagine what it was like to be an American, or black, or there. Wow. I feel hopeful for the world. Nice feeling for a change.


Sunday, January 18, 2009

What a way to say goodbye to Bubba

Just bought a ticket to see "You're Welcome America A Final Night With George Bush" with Will Ferrell. I am delighted with my luck that I will be in NYC during this limited engagement. Should be fun, and I'll be there in the front row ;-)

http://www.willferrellonbroadway.com./

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Those sneakers hanging over telephone wires


I've always been curious about those sneakers hanging on telephone wires mean.
I was just listening to a guest on Studio 4 talking about his work with kids and music. Rob Kapilow said he'd met a young boy from an inner city neighborhood who would hang sneakers over the telephone wire whenever one of his friends got shot (they then went on to co-create a rap song about his friend).
There may be more than one meaning, but this one caught my breath. Right now I don't even want to know the other meanings, I want to sit with this for awhile...

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Naturally 7 Live in Paris Subway ! Full Clip


I love love love this clip....


Naturally 7 Live in Paris Subway ! Full Clip