I know you exist, I cruised with you, I like you. If I want to take a cruise, I will consider what you have to offer. But you trying to be my best friend just pisses me off. Pissing me off isn't the best way to make me want to give you my business.
This was my response asked why I was opting out of their endless and increasingly annoying marketing emails... c'mon, give me a fuckin' break!!